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When Parents Attack
Hey, I can sympathise with this couple. I have it on good authority I narrowly avoided being named "Brian Scott", it being changed only when it was realized I would go through life being called "bullshit". Still no real clear explanation for why I go by my middle name though.
Pray for our own erstewhile next child though... if it's a boy I have been told that his name will be "Fangio Schumacher Johnson". Ellen's not even that much of an F-1 fan!
Oh sit down mom. I get naming rights to the next one. The middle name will be Fangio.
And no, we're not getting another one any time soon. Thank you very much.
I have no idea why your name is not Scott David, would have been so much easier on you. You must remember I was not even considering anything but girls' names until the hospital wouldn't let me take you home until you had a name. You spent several days in the hospital nursery with the name "Baby Boy Johnson" on the foot of your bassinet. lol
Posted by: Pat on October 7, 2004 08:30 PMJust remember I am going to be in VA over the Christmas holidays.
Posted by: Pat on October 7, 2004 11:02 PMGlad we are going to be in Boise. If only to avoid seeing our dear friend Ron turned into cinders with the look he would get from Pat by calling Scott "B.J." in front of her.
Perhaps we can meet next trip Pat!
Posted by: carrie on October 7, 2004 11:28 PMactually, there'll be no need to call him BJ - tho the references to BJ and the Bear will almost be irresistable. Just calling him Baby Boy Johnson will be amusing enough...
Posted by: Ron on October 8, 2004 07:15 AMActually, I am a little sad that we will be in Boise during Christmas. I WANT to see what happens >:p
But yeah, looks like duh wookie will have a new nick for duh scott....heh
Posted by: Joshua on October 8, 2004 07:54 AMjust wait until I tell Amber - she's been itching for some sort of ammunition since all of the BlondeStar jokes started...
Posted by: Ron on October 8, 2004 08:55 AMErr.. you need to ask Amber about the phantom cats she has been seeing in an elderly persons apt. TOO MUCH COLD MEDS GIRL!!! Wronge old lady! :) LOL
Posted by: ellen on October 8, 2004 11:52 AMOMG Scott I am sorry. I had no idea I was only commenting on the fact that I didn't give you a proper name until the day we left the hospital. I have a couple of months to figure out a proper punishment for RON!!!
Posted by: Pat on October 8, 2004 01:40 PMphantom cats? hmmmm - that's a new one. guess I'll have to ask about that one when she gets home...
Posted by: Ron on October 8, 2004 05:18 PMOk!! Wrong Lady, right cat.. I have a cold, I have had to work all week. Scott get the blonde star out of your system...or else is "BABY BOY" Johnson for the rest of our friendship. But....If you and the Wookie ever want to seek revenge on Ron for any reason other than a really bad movie...using Ronnie is always good..