September 12, 2004
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The headline says it all; Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue".

A week prior, after Jaime consented to buttsex, I realized that I didn’t have any idea how to do it. How exactly do you fuck a girl in the ass? Luckily, I had the world’s best anal sex informational resource at my disposal: The gay waiter. I consulted several gay waiters who worked at one of my parents restaurants about the mechanics of buttsex, and each one recommended AstroGlide as the lubricant of choice. Much to my dismay, I learned that spitting on your dick is not enough lube for buttsex. Stupid, lying porn movies.

Funny as shit! -as it were.

Posted by Ellen at September 12, 2004 08:06 PM

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hmmm - sounds like he got his just rewards...

Posted by: ron on September 12, 2004 08:46 PM
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