Note to self: don't walk near Phillipino women dancing:

A man and his two sons have been arrested on suspicion of murdering a neighbor and then eating parts of his body after he tripped over a woman relative at a dance, Philippine police said on Tuesday.

I just plan on scaring the hell out of future boyfriends. Actually, as I watch Olivia develop into a (currently rather wobbly) version of her mother, I'm not sure I'll need to be all that scary.