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Roll Your Own
"AMCGLTD," we hear you ask, "I just know GW is behind everything bad happening today, from world stability to my loose tooth filling. But gosh darn it, I just can't find the words to express my discounted, disaffected, and discombobulated thoughts. What can I do?"
Fear not, friendly liberal moonbat! AMCGLTD is here to help! We've found The Conspiracy Generator, your one-stop-shop for blaming not just the Evil Bushitlertm, but his dastardly henchmen. Includes the ability to aim your foil hat at:
And many, many more! Supplies are limited, so act now! Remember, Democrats need your help to add "People's Republic of" to the United States!
My favorite? Anything that oppresses the french.
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George W. Bush gave Iraq reconstruction contracts to his friends so that Republicans, Ann Coulter, white men, SUV owners, and gun owners could oppress The French.
Posted by: ron on August 1, 2004 02:32 PMNevertheless, the 15-minute speech delivered Monday night by President Bush can be seen in the light of the apparent fabrications which lead to an oil war masquerading as an endless crusade against "terrorism." For one thing, the Pax Americana of the future leads our attention to a humanitarian disaster of unimaginable scale. On the other hand, the appropriation of Arab resources represents the crushing of internal dissent in order to propagate the resurgence of White Supremacist ideologies. So far, the unstated purpose of this war brings about the predatory imperialist aims outlined by the crypto-fascist Project for a New American Century.
Posted by: Kathy K on August 1, 2004 07:31 PMSo that's where ManDrake gets his material!!!
Posted by: InsaneIdiot on August 2, 2004 09:11 PM