July 24, 2004
THE BOOB-ONIC PLAGUE!
Posted by Ellen at July 24, 2004 05:06 PM
LOS ANGELES -- Chesty swimsuit models and Hollywood starlets are running scared -- because of a new disease that whittles large breasts down into teensy nubs not much bigger than mosquito bites! * OH THE HORROR!!*
At least 500 cases of the bizarre boob-shrinking disease have been reported, the majority in California.
Researchers believe the disease is caused by a bacteria that feeds on body fat -- in particular, fat generated by the female hormone estrogen. * Can I get this injected in my ass!?!*
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C'mon. I can get the WWN at the danged SAFEway, fer cryen out loud.
Actually I had a subscription for a while cause I had a crush on Batboy.
And going to look for Merot's Syndrome gets you this
hemmmmmn Not really SFW
""The man is happy who can fill you with milk, and who can transform the virgin breasts into a beautiful and perfect woman." This proclamation is to be found in a poem written by Clemant Merot in the first half of the 16th century. The poem is fascinating because the breasts stimulated both the male desire and the male pride. The male ecstacy express a phantasy of power to start the process of milk production."
A subscription fer cryen out loud? :)