Another day, another entry in the "Ellen's-family-is-more-redneck-than-mine" contest. This time, my caption is:
If the cutest picture you have of your grandchild is the one where she's holding a beer bottle in her hands...
At the recent "1st-birthday-and-Nina's-graduation-party" celebration in New York.
Oh sit down, the bottle was empty. I was thirsty too!
Now, as to who taught her how to drink out of bottles like that, well, that's none of your damned business.