Proof positive that, compared to the rest of the world, Americans have far more in common with each other than we realize, we have Why Lawd, Why?:

Dude: "Where are you from?"

Lashunda (Me): "I'm from the US."

Dude: "Well....GO TO HELL YOU AMERICAN!"

Yes he did y'all.

Lashunda (Me): "WHAT!?!"

Dude: "You just go to hell you damned American. You Americans have no heart anyway. You go to hell."

Despite the trains, the screams of schoolkids, and even the tiny little birds...you could have heard a pin drop.

All you'd have to do is put a New York accent on Lashunda and it'd be tough to convince me this wasn't my wife. Switch it to a Maryland accent and my brother would start looking around for his wife. Add the Carolinas, and Joshua's ears perk up. Change it... well, ok, you get the picture.

No wonder foreigners don't understand Americans. Anyone who'd try to tell any of these women how to behave deserves what they get, because they're obviously dumber than a lemming on pot.

Via Aaron