Fed-up with produce available for women? MelonMate was designed to turn your choice of melon into the love of your life. Whether watermelon, cantaloupe, or honeydew -- Melon Mate will provide hours of wet juicy fun, as well as provide breakfast the next morning. Now you can have your cake and eat it too!

Melon mate is the perfect novelty gift for the single, divorced, or love deprived men around the world. Buy one today!

Buy one today!