May 17, 2004
Stinking Stooges Steal Slippery Substance

In the "people will steal any damned thing" category, we have this theft of two-and-a-half tons of used cooking oil and grease:

Police in Edmond, north of Oklahoma City, said on Thursday the grease bandits have hit an area of Mexican, Chinese and steak restaurants over the past three months.

I used to work at restaraunts, and I can tell you this stuff reeks. While it's worth money (about $380), one can't help but point out that if the thieves put this much effort into a real job, they'd be a lot better off. Further proof people turn to a life of crime because they're too stupid to do anything else.

Posted by scott at May 17, 2004 01:44 PM

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