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Well, Good to Know It's Worth Something
Just how much is your soul worth?
23,493 British pounds. That's, what, something like $35,000 US? Yeah, I know, I'm too lazy to use a currency converter right now. 41% of you appear to be "more pure" than me. You sick bastards.
Want to maximize your soul's worth? Answer the Section II questions as if your were a bleeding heart vegan socialist progressive. The difference between agreeing or disagreeing with the "Capitalism is the Future of Our Society" question alone will change your purity level by 25%.
Posted by: J. Wilde on November 21, 2003 07:03 PMFor some odd reason I got a result of 80% of people are more pure then I. I know, I'm as shocked as you!
Posted by: Joshua on November 22, 2003 02:43 PM68% of people have purer souls than I. Damn, I have to work harder to get that number up!
Posted by: bogie on November 23, 2003 01:20 AM5795 pounds. 91% of those polled have more of a soul than I. But I expected no less from a British poll; I'm Jewish.
Damned British anti-Semitism. Oh, wait. Jews don't HAVE souls, right?
;-)
Posted by: Meryl Yourish on November 24, 2003 11:38 PM