Ya know, my wife gives me hell all the time about being a redneck and living in trailers and marrying cousins. My sister-in-law still cracks jokes about eating squirrels and possums. While I've never done any of those things and don't consider myself much of a redneck, I'd like to point out the dad who strapped a dead deer to his Hundai and drove through the neighborhood with it is not in fact my dad. Look to the right of the vicious attack dog and you'll see those are New York plates.

Now, let's think... which side of this family lives in New York again?

Warning: Involves graphic picture of a very ex-deer. Don't look if that sort of thing bothers you.