May 15, 2003

A recycling coffin. Or rather I should say, "earth friendly".

Mind you, they do not recommend cremation. It apparently caused 'pollution'. But what they don't tell you is that all those nasty embalming fluids your body gets pumped full of when you are dead, prevents you from rotting at a natural pace.

Hence, what could of taken the earth to do it's job in a matter of days to weeks on you, can take up to several months to even years with the aid of embalming chemicals.

Posted by Ellen at May 15, 2003 08:06 PM

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I'm getting frozen.

Posted by: bigwig on May 15, 2003 11:03 PM

Question: When a dead man's body is embalmed, does his penis fill up with fluid as well, giving him a permanent erection? Just curious. Cause you know, maybe my first husband really was better dead than alive! Sad, but true?

Posted by: Tina on December 17, 2003 07:48 AM

Probably not. Or else the rest of his body would be stiff too. Embalming fluid keeps the body from rotting, if you pumped the body with too much fluid you ruin it.

Posted by: Ellen on December 17, 2003 10:08 AM
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