March 26, 2003
Set Praise = Lord && Pass = Amunition

You go gramma! I especially liked this quote:

"I would have used a shotgun [instead of my .357 magnum], but I had just had new countertops done and I didn't want to tear up the kitchen."

See, even when defending ourselves in our own homes Americans don't want to break stuff when we don't have to.

And always remember, don't f*ck with gramma, 'cos she just might pop a cap in yer ass for bothering her.

Posted by scott at March 26, 2003 02:24 PM

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Guess he picked the wrong house??

Posted by: jeff on March 26, 2003 02:35 PM

Or the wrong little ole lady! ROTFLMAOPIMP over not wanting to mess up her kitchen. Sounds exactly like what my mom would have done.

Posted by: Pat on March 26, 2003 04:58 PM
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