"AMCGLTD", we hear you ask, "I want to protect my self from Osama and his cronies, but I'm a lazy bastard. What am I to do?"

Well, you've come to the right place, because we've found a company that can build you a bomb shelter you put together with simple hand tools! From the story:

Forget buying a new shed this weekend, a flat-pack bomb shelter has been launched that slots together in hours and can protect against a terrorist blast.

Whodathunkit?