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Home is Where the Heart Zaps
While I think having a home difibrilator is a good idea in theory, in practice I feel my wife may be far too tempted to stick the paddle thingys to my feet at night as a way of getting revenge.
Maybe we can use them to keep the cats from crapping on our floor.
I have a Homedics massaging unit that I keep under the cushions of a chair when I'm not using it If a cat climbs into a chair and shouldn't be there, I flick the remote and send them fleeing.
Posted by: Laurence Simon on November 13, 2002 01:17 PMCool! The only cat discipline gizmo I ever used was a spray bottle I found underneath the sink one day. Turned out it was filled with, I can't remember, turpentine or something. It was taken away from me and I haven't seen it since.
Posted by: scott on November 13, 2002 01:27 PMTurpentine! I think not - I would be planting daisies on your grave. Turpentine would have killed the cat and we won't even mention what E would have done to you.
Posted by: Pat on November 13, 2002 02:01 PMI dont keep spray bottles under the sink. Must of been 'she who shall remain nameless' in Scott's past life.
Posted by: Ellen on November 13, 2002 02:45 PMI keep spray bottle under the sink maybe it was me. LOL No turpentine.
Posted by: Pat on November 13, 2002 05:36 PM