Ever wonder why most cars that are just sadly banged up are driven by women? Wonder no more. In the interests of equal time, note that men are much better at killing people and outright wrecking their car. Woo-hoo!

At our house Ellen is no longer allowed to drive to and from work. The third time she made homicidal threats and did a kamikaze move on a lane change I took matters in my own hands. The drive is much calmer now. :)