November 06, 2002
Posted by Ellen at November 06, 2002 06:16 PM
Apparently, there are 13 Commandments not 10 as origionally thought. Perhaps Moses did not like the last 3, perhaps the stone was too heavy to carry down the mountain? Either way, christians have been missing out these several thousand years! (Scott says 3 thousand)
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In Mel Brooks' History of the World, Part One, there where 15 commandments on three tablets. But butterfingers Moses, dropped one of the tablets, which broke into dust... ;-)
So does that mean all the homo's and drugees will be so upset that the human population won't increase next year?
But seriously, this would have to be investigated and talked about until there is only dust left. Facts, I just want the facts, why can't someone get the entire story?
That's hilarious... and so true. Because nobody EVER breaks ANY of the Ten Commandments we already know about, right?