My half-sister-in-law, a 16-year-old punk ass, has this as her "away" message on AIM:

The buzzing you hear is the capitalists trying to opress us.

Made me laugh out loud, but probably not in the way intended. Black & White ate my game today, so I'm in one of those ugly elitist moods I get in sometimes ("sometimes? psst... hey asshat... yer about as tolerant as you are funny.")

This reeks of a quote from somewhere. Silver-plated no-prize to the person who can provide it.